fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
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fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
(Source: hapsical)
| What she says: | I'm fine |
| What she means: | space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before. |
| me: | hi may i get a caramel frappuccino |
| starbucks: | sure. may i get your name please |
| me: | esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez |
Making this post is my destiny.
that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
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i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating
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↳ Scenes where they are talking about River without knowing they are talking about River and she is there pretending not to know they are talking about her.
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